Release the Kraken

let loose the nonsense

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i-hate-the-beach:

peachsss:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

This^ All of it.

Please all read

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artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

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roxasheart7:

officialgavinfree:

decided this (from November of 2012) needed to be brought back because with the influx of new fans i realized not everyone knows Ryan’s story

he did not become mad when he trapped Edgar in glass

he did not become mad when he was crowned king

oh no my children he’s been mad for a very long time

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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melissamaynase:

buttonpoetry:

Melissa May - “Dear Ursula” (WoWPS 2014)

"You, big lady, were the only Disney character who ever looked like me. And while you may not have had the waist line of a princess, I’ll be goddamned if you didn’t have the swagger of a queen."

Performing during prelims at the 2014 Women of the World Poetry Slam. Melissa placed 7th overall in the tournament.

Uh, hey! Here’s a thing I did! Thank you button poetry for this gorgeous video!

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gingersnaplibrarian:

dr-archeville:

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heavenlyresin:

weeaboo-chan:

cosmicautogenesis:

crescita-e-conoscenza:

Le chiama fairies… ma a me sembrano tanto alieni queste dolls. Bellissime.

She calls her dolls fairies… but they seems aliens to me. Beautiful.

omg this is literally the first time i’ve seen fairies that doesn’t look too cliché or bland

holy shit i thought these were people with makeup and prosthetics on

Wow

Same here. DOLLS, NOT ACTUAL PEOPLE.  

Whoa….

I want these dolls.

And I want to see a movie or tv series with people made up like these dolls.

“Fairies are terrific.  They inspire terror.”

Fucking fairies. Any wonder I hate them?

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

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