Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
people you know on here
Today I found Marius in Ikea. I was struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight. Marius: Available in Black (the colour of despair, his world if she’s not there). They talked of kitchens to be done, but my eyes were on this one. It was better than an opera! I asked of myself what’s the price I might pay. Tag says $6.50, I’d pay that any day. I walked out of there with my own Marius, at last!
an empty chair
And here I thought it was just a very small empty table.
What the fuck is this
I LOVE THIS MOVIE. EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH TEN INCH HERO
Behold my minions, the Hiddleston Eye Fuck. Leave your panties at the door.I just made the most inhumane noise.
Who wouldn’t eye fuck Kat Dennings?
i say god damn
I love this because this is the most gentlemanly gentleman of all the gentlemen and he’s still like “Damn, girl.”
Kat Dennings probably eye fucks herself.
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
…this is actually ridiculously useful for character analysis.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door
breakS BUTTon PRESinG sO hARD
I see no downside here.
Downside what downside
Downside: having to wait patiently for Tom Hiddleston
THERE’S ALWAYS A CATCH
The GOP has a plan to stop Wendy Davis: blatant voter suppression.
Women don’t like having their bodies policed, and are supporting Davis like no Democrat has been backed before. But Republicans aren’t fighting back on the issues — they’ve pushed through a Voter ID law that blocks the votes of countless Texas women.
Starting this November, Texans must show a photo ID with their up-to-date legal name instead of IDs like a birth certificate. That’s not a problem for single or married men — but it leaves a third of Texas women scrambling in a state with just 81 DMVs in its 254 counties.
The only way the GOP can keep Texas is by rigging the game. Women have the power to turn this state blue for the first time in two decades, but we need to help secure their rights first. Please, join us in calling on the Texas legislature to get rid of this unconstitutional Voter ID law and stop trying to strip women of their votes.
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holy fuck this law is literally specifically to keep women from voting
please sign this